i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I am naked and annoyed.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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