drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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