I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
