He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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