the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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