Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i think i have two assholes
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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