Well apparently he's into motor boating.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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