you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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