I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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