your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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