Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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