I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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