So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
