It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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