Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
