i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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