Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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