So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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