We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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