It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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