how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I am naked and annoyed.
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