If i come over, it means nothing
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
