The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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