Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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