Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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