guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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