Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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