So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We had to coat check the pizza.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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