What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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