STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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