We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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