Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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