i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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