dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
