So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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