Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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