Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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