If that was your dad, he is hot
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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