You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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