new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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