speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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