so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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