he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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