I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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