I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
she told me i tasted like america
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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