Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You left your phone here
Wait...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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