How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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