Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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