The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
