we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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