Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm having to shit out rocks
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