Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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