so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
