We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
